“I yam what I yam,” Said the dog to the man When he begged for a bone & wouldn’t leave him alone The man knew he shouldn’t Enable his pet, But his spots were so sweet, And his tongue was so wet How could he not Give into that face Who loved unconditionally And brightened the place? The owner knew better, That feeding the beast Would create further problems (His pleas ‘d never cease) But the dog was so grateful! As he waggled his tail and offered the man A soft place to cuddle, and wail We are what we are And we do what we do For the ones that we love (And to get ourselves through) And though it’s not helpful In the long run, Immediate gratification Is just Too Much Fun November 14, 2020